Vin Diesel's new ad

I was visiting some lame-ass site, and this pop-up ad appeared. I have to say that Vin Diesel was wise to hold out for just the right product to make his debut in the advertising game:

Gotta get me one!


What’s that I smell? Why, it’s a pack of lawyers set loose by Vin. Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of law! [pun intended. kill me.]