For the man who has everything.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6717610/?GT1=5936
Japanese ‘lap pillow’ offers solace to lonely men
$90 pillow comes with one red and one black skirt
One popular item for holiday shoppers is the “lap pillow,” with skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs – a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television.
It’s a custom in Japan that a man lays his head in his lady’s lap that way and she…cleans his ear. No that’s not a euphemism. It’s just something couples do there.
Huh. [add Q-tip joke here].
one time, i asked my girlfriend to pick something out my ear. she was pretty grossed out, but she did it anyway.
I think that’s actually pretty cool, albeit not worth close to that much.
Fleshlight, take it anywhere, play it everywhere.
Except a significant other.
Hey Tim, can I get mine to say “Lip my stocking, prease?”
“For relaxing times, make it Santori time.”
You’d actually be surprised how relaxing that is and how good it actually feels. I’m not joking.
What are those supposed to be? Mousepads?
Finally, some NSFW hardware accessories to compliment all the Whitta Links.
You’d actually be surprised how relaxing that is and how good it actually feels. I’m not joking.[/quote]
Yeah well, Ed Gein told me that about human skin once, too. No, not really, but come on - it’s a DISEMBODIED LOWER FEMALE HALF.
You’d actually be surprised how relaxing that is and how good it actually feels. I’m not joking.[/quote]
Yeah well, Ed Gein told me that about human skin once, too. No, not really, but come on - it’s a DISEMBODIED LOWER FEMALE HALF.[/quote]
Huh. I didn’t realize they used real ladies to make those pillows.
Yeah well, Ed Gein told me that about human skin once, too. No, not really, but come on - it’s a DISEMBODIED LOWER FEMALE HALF.[/quote]
I think he means the ear-cleaning thing.
I hear those pillows can get up and run at 3km/hr.
They use real ladies to make Q-tips? You’re pulling my leg.
Not bad for a pillow with no head.
