Well, it was too much to hope for three great episodes in a row, I guess. Maybe last week’s just raised my expectations too high, but I found myself really disappointed by this one.
The stuff with Daryl and the Bandits (look for their tri-state tour next summer!) was fine, I guess. It does slightly put the events of “Claimed” in a different light… sort of. Rick is awakened by the sounds of the gang brutally beating someone (presumably to death), and then witnessing a fight between two bandits. We’re led to believe that the beating victim is some innocent guy that they picked up off the streets, but now we (sorta) know that he was much more likely to be a fellow gang-member who had fallen afoul of their elementary school playground justice system.
I guess we still know that they’re bad guys though, because they killed the rabbit-cheat guy. Though why they killed him is still a bit hazy to me. He was an asshole, but I’m not clear where he stepped over the line from beating-asshole into fatal-asshole territory. “Fatal Asshole Territory” is probably a better band name than “Daryl and the Bandits”. Claimed!
The stuff with Glenn’s crew was by-and-large horrible. It’s cool that Josh McDermitt got to flesh out Eugene’s character a bit, but it pretty much just ensured that we know how much of a comic book caricature he is. The several dialog exchanges dedicated to reminding us that Tara is a lesbian mostly didn’t work, and the Abraham/Tara mutual psychoanalysis thing didn’t do too much more for me this time than it did a few episodes back – we already know why Tara is the way she is; watching Abraham find out too is dull.
Worse, Abraham comes off as a complete idiot. The whole “Eugene is The Mission” stuff might work if Rosita were not in tow, but probably not even then. Abraham’s ironclad faith in Eugene’s preposterous claim doesn’t seem to have any foundation at all - maybe if we had seen a flashback to when Eugene was talking to someone on the satellite phone it could have worked. As it is, we the audience don’t have any reason to believe the claim and the fact that this super-classified scientist is a 30-something with a mullet and a hick accent just leaves us wondering how Abraham could have survived for two years with such an obvious gullible streak running through him.
The exchanges between Glenn and the rest of the crew were head-scratchers too. He’s already pretty much dismissed Abraham’s folks as superfluous to his requirements, so why would he trade away his (really effective) body armor in exchange for help he doesn’t think he needs? Don’t get me started on Tara’s contrived knee injury.
But all that stuff is just trivial musings compared to the horrible tunnel scene. My first thought on seeing the cave-in was “OK, this is interesting: someone has built a wall with embedded zombies that act as both an alarm system and additional defenses – what a cool, original idea!” But no… it turns out that this was the world’s most neat and orderly cave-in. And we find out later that it was caused by Maggie plunking a couple pistol shots into a concrete ceiling! That’s… not that great.
And yeah, the obvious conclusion is that Terminus is a place that solves their food shortage problems by ensuring a constant flow of survivors show up, lulling them into a false sense of security, killing them in secret, and then grilling them up with a sweet Georgia BBQ sauce seasoned with just a little more paprika than is probably wise. I kind hope it’s not that trite, but… it’ll be that trite.