Washington Post buys Slate

Man, I had my fingers crossed that maybe, maybe, he’d do it himself. He’d indulge us just this once, and he’d drop in unprompted and just post something like “Me being me.” That would have been the best thread ever.

Also,

Made up statistic.

Confidential sources

A quote of every post and a response for each.

“Me too” post.

Arguing with someone who’s saying the same thing I am.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Chain quote.

Vague insult.

Ad hominem.

Pointless edit.

edit

(Added stars)

Meta-response.

Partisan bickering.

Clueless newb question about tangentially-related subject.

Pointless reaction post indicating laughter and ego-feeding of Clever Poster.

Double post.

Double post.

Four posts in a row.

Hearty rofl.

Orders another bottle of wine.