Water Found On Moon, Scientists Say

Water Found on moon, scientists say

There is water on the Moon, scientists stated unequivocally on Friday, and considerable amounts of it.

The satellite, known as Lcross (pronounced L-cross), slammed into a crater near the Moon’s south pole a month ago. The impact carved out a hole 60- to 100-feet wide and kicked up at least 24 gallons of water.

So, how do I secure a spot on the initial colonization effort?

I love how we’re just slamming satellites into astral bodies now. Sounds like a foolproof plan.

Only you’d have to do it for spacecraft and lunar rovers.

Yeah, this could start a war with Lunaria.

Moon men are a threat to our way of life.

Slamming satellites into their planetoid is just the first step in our pre-emptive shock and awe strategy to frighten the Lunarians so that we can easily subjugate them and then, then we drill for their precious moon water.

We must bring democracy to the moon!

24 gallons? I can buy more than that at the grocery store.

We have always been at war with Lunaria.

Sadly, they fell far short of the real goal.

And family values!

Not if you are on the moon.

Until they build the first moon Walmart, and don’t think they haven’t started the preliminary zoning work at corporate.

They aren’t Moon Men, they are Mooninites. And they bear a remarkable resemblance to screen images from Space Invaders.

On impact, the satellite also kicked up 20,000 kegs of Trappist beer.

That’s no moon!

They hate our freedom.

I’ve heard australia plans to start a prison colony on the moon.

we’re fighting the Lunarians over there, so we don’t have to fight them over here.

Why are they slamming things into the moon when they could just get the guy who did this to help?