There is water on the Moon, scientists stated unequivocally on Friday, and considerable amounts of it.
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The satellite, known as Lcross (pronounced L-cross), slammed into a crater near the Moon’s south pole a month ago. The impact carved out a hole 60- to 100-feet wide and kicked up at least 24 gallons of water.
So, how do I secure a spot on the initial colonization effort?
Slamming satellites into their planetoid is just the first step in our pre-emptive shock and awe strategy to frighten the Lunarians so that we can easily subjugate them and then, then we drill for their precious moon water.