Water Found On Moon, Scientists Say

Chairface Chippendale!

I guess it’s better than projecting the Pizza Hut logo onto the surface of the moon…

One of my favorite Mr. Show skits ever.

Blow up the Moon.

You don’t say.

Sadly, there is no “Let me scroll up for you” website.

That skit inspired me to create the followoing parody back in 2003:

U.N. Envoys Said to Differ Sharply in Reaction to Powell Moon Speech

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Moon shark.

You don’t tell them you’re the moon shark. You tell them something innocuous, like “pizza delivery” or “candygram” or “Tom Chick.” Only when they open the door does the terrifying truth become apparent.

You’d make a terrible moon shark.