Chairface Chippendale!
I guess it’s better than projecting the Pizza Hut logo onto the surface of the moon…
You don’t say.
Sadly, there is no “Let me scroll up for you” website.
That skit inspired me to create the followoing parody back in 2003:
U.N. Envoys Said to Differ Sharply in Reaction to Powell Moon Speech
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Moon shark.
You don’t tell them you’re the moon shark. You tell them something innocuous, like “pizza delivery” or “candygram” or “Tom Chick.” Only when they open the door does the terrifying truth become apparent.
You’d make a terrible moon shark.
BIG SAD EYES ABOUT TO WEEP