I wonder if Weiner has a cute name for his penis? Would it be the height of irony if he called it something normal like Ned.
Naming your penis anything is pretty weird. But I wouldn’t surprise me if the man who went by Carlos Danger did so.
Hear that men? Chuck. Ted. Or Carlos Montabon is fine, but anyone names it Anything, you’ve gone over the line.
Don’t call me Shirley.
Anthony Weiner: I probably would be NYC’s mayor if it was 1955 — and the Internet didn’t exist
If it wasn’t for the internet, Anthony Weiner would be the mayor of New York City. That is, of course, according to Anthony Weiner, who sat down with an interview with GQ magazine for its November issue.
I knew there was a reason I liked the Internet!
But if it were 1950, Carlos Danger would not have been able to find all those sexy tweeters!
Exactly, in 1955 he would have just had his porn under the bed like everyone else so it would not have been a problem.
Or he would’ve gotten caught having an affair and never had a hope of running for mayor.
“I slept with more women by accident that Kennedy ever did on purpose.”
– Lyndon Johnson
Tells you something about the attractiveness of power…
Or the fact that he was pretty clumsy with his genitals.
That’s a joke right? I hope…
Anthony Weiner is such an egotistical, awful person. Why is his wife still married to him?
Big Weiner?
<ducks>
Lol, these Weiner jokes just write themselves baby.
Can you write them in the snow though?
Lyndon Johnson: No, doc, seriously. I was fixing the kitchen sink, naked as I usually do. And don’t we all? Suddenly some woman just fell upon my erect member. Of course it’s always erect, I am the fucking President!
Gives the lame duck president a whole new meaning.
Finally, an explaination for this King Missile song. (WARNING : Very NSFW!) It’s about President Johnson!
Again?
And Huma announced she’s leaving him.
someone needs to take away his smartphone and give him that new phone that can only make calls.
This guy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.