Welcome to Cleve Blakemore

LOL… noone here likes Cleve Blakemore.

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Calvin Barkmore, a foreman at one of the mines.

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Calvin Barkmore, a foreman at one of the mines.[/quote]

He wanted to recruit you to invade Canada.

Is there a time when it’s necessary to be an idiot? Interesting distinction.

Where was that?[/quote]

Calvin Barkmore, a foreman at one of the mines.[/quote]

He wanted to recruit you to invade Canada.[/quote]

He had the classic line (from memory) ‘Soldiers huh? I joined the Army once, bunch of dope smoking socialists.’

Is there a time when it’s necessary to be an idiot? Interesting distinction.[/quote]

Only when voting, Jack. Only when voting.

Is there a time when it’s necessary to be an idiot? Interesting distinction.[/quote]

Yes, when you are stupid about something important you are a necessary idiot.

“Stupid” here is a combination of ignorance and a lack of understanding of your ignorance.

Unnecessary idiocy is false or affected idiocy. So when a Jehovah’s Witness comes to your door you might say “I know nothing, I want to know nothing, goodbye”. You don’t actually know nothing, you’re just trying to avoid the subject and the messenger.

Of course, in such a case the debate then becomes the importance of the subject, when I then proceeded to outline (after naming people unnecessary idiots).

“Stupid” here is a combination of ignorance and a lack of understanding of your ignorance.
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Once again proving i have no control over these forums, as if I did, I would have changed your name to stupid because you have just defined yourself.

Chet

You don’t even have control over your own stream of urine.

IN the bowl Chet, IN the bowl.

What is it with the posts about urine lately?

Kitsune overshared in this thread, but he later edited out the self-incriminating bits:

http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5630

Koontz, since I don’t think it was you who installed those urinal cams at my house, I guess your post is just proving my point? You are always talking about what you do not understand or have any knowledge about. The depth to which you will display that ignorance is astounding.

Chet

With you, Chet, its merely a logical deduction.

You haven’t been here long, have you? His sincerity is what makes him so funny.

Troy[/quote]
I’ve seen several of his posts, although this must be the worst one I’ve seen. How can you be sure he’s sincere?

You haven’t been here long, have you? His sincerity is what makes him so funny.

Troy[/quote]
I’ve seen several of his posts, although this must be the worst one I’ve seen. How can you be sure he’s sincere?[/quote]

I was referring to Brian. Weren’t you?

If he’s not sincere, it makes him much less amusing. If Brian is a parody, it’s not clear what he is a parody of. He may be engaging in intellectual diarrhea just for the sake of spewing, but I doubt it. He seriously thinks he is participating in major Human thinking in every post. Sometimes he’s even right. But I have no doubt of his sincerity.

Cleve’s sincerity I have no opinion on.

Troy

Yes, I was referring to Brian. One thing’s for sure: whether he’s sincere or not, he does provide comic relief.

Hey Chet, does this mean we’re in a pissing contest? :wink:

Anyone who espouses unusual or controversial views with intent of influencing the public has to do so either forcefully (by imposition), comically or to mix comedy in with it.

Take a look at every comic. Chris Rock for example would be very offensive if he wasn’t simultaneously so funny. Eddie Murphy, Bill Hicks, etc etc.

Lenny Bruce’s offensiveness outpaced his humor, that’s all. And once it did, he was instantly mauled.

Humor has long been used as a subversive tool. Beware the funny man.

Comedians have so much energy and adrenaline because they know they always stand one step away from the axe…

That’s the lesson for today. Run along now kids… its recess.

Brian, one difference, with those comedians, we are laughing with them.

I can’t wait for the day you get on a kick telling us how compassionate you are and compare yourself to Jesus Christ and Mother Teresa.

Chet

No you’re not… the comedians aren’t laughing. For them comedy is serious business. You’re laughing on your own.

Damn, how’d you know?

Take these pet crocodiles in this pit over here, for example. My great compassion dictates that I feed them, so… In You Go!

Chet: AHHHH!!!

{A few seconds later Chet flies back out, unharmed}

Those crocs have good taste I see.

Brian, I’ll boil what Chet says down to something that I think you can understand.

Everybody is laughing at you, not with you.