Welcome to our new Formicidae overlords

-Protect the queen!
-Which one’s the queen?
-I am.
-No you’re not!

I’d known about the eye-blood squirting lizard before, but it just once again confirms that every animal in Australia is either fucked up, or trying to kill you, or both.

The blood squirting lizard is actually from Texas.

Though don’t let this change your opinion of animals in Australia.

They hate you.

Texas: America’s Australia.

I kid, I kid. Texas has BBQ, chili and fajitas, so it isn’t all bad.

Are rather cute. For now.

That guy’s kinda cute.

Texas doesn’t have nearly enough poisonous snakes and spiders to even come close to the kind of evil contained in Australia.

And those fuckers down there deserve every last one of those poisonous animals.

(Rimbo is still feigning anger at Australian contractors for introducing a massive cross-module bug)

I thought this thread was about “forumicide”. Someone who kills forums.

whistles the “who me? never!” tune

Try accidentally stepping on one while on vacation in Queensland, buddy.

He has a look on his face - he is proud, but does not boast.

I approve.

I’d hurt you, too, if you stepped on me.

Echidnas aren’t quite as cute when they are all spiny. I’m also curious why they share a name with a certain mythological Greek being. I see no resemblance at all!

He looks so serious