I love looking around these mom-and-pop places. It helps me get a feel for a town’s local flavor. Just out of curiosity, what do you tell your greeters to say around these parts? Oh, you don’t have greeters? Then who greets the customers? Interesting. That certainly is one way of going about it, I guess.
Oh man, I’d hang a corpse by its feet to get an action figure of Mussolini.