What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

What is it about Aurora, Colorado that produces all this weird shit?

There’s something in the urine.

Doesn’t record-setting-orgy conflict with what-happens-in-Vegas-stays-in-Vegas?

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son i am disappoint

lol It’s up to 3 now.
You curious bastards.

One of them was me.

So, report please!

The FAQ, to its credit, underlined the lengths they are going through to make this event to be a safe placed erected on the principle of mutual consent.

One question asked about STDs. “Oh, we give out condoms, paper towels, hand sanitizer, etc!” I think they could, or should, go a little farther on the health side of things.

You have to bring your own date.

They apparently grant exceptions to this rule. I assume it means you bribe them extra.

Oh, right, we already know what might go wrong.

That’s hilarious. Obviously a joke. Right?!

I think there are a whole series of prank boxes like that. Whether this is one or a one-off I dunno.

The candy-scented fuel is a nice touch.

We received a gift boxed in this one:

Orgy update!

The hotel decided they’d better pull out.

Its a good thing they pulled out. The situation is pregnant with possibilities.

Oh, come now.

I saw that in a movie once.