What Could Possibly Go Wrong?


#261

Fools! Everyone knows the proper birds to use with ring bearers are eagles, preferably giant ones if your wizard is skilled enough to summon them.


#262

Yup, looked like that to me, too.


#263

I dunno, don’t they usually arrive almost too late and cause a lot of unnecessary drama?


#264

They’re doing stuff, Lori, things.


#265

Good for leaving places though. Not so good on arrivals strangely.


#266

#267

What is it about Aurora, Colorado that produces all this weird shit?


#268

There’s something in the urine.


#269

Doesn’t record-setting-orgy conflict with what-happens-in-Vegas-stays-in-Vegas?


#270

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son i am disappoint


#271

lol It’s up to 3 now.
You curious bastards.


#272

One of them was me.


#273

So, report please!


#275

The FAQ, to its credit, underlined the lengths they are going through to make this event to be a safe placed erected on the principle of mutual consent.

One question asked about STDs. “Oh, we give out condoms, paper towels, hand sanitizer, etc!” I think they could, or should, go a little farther on the health side of things.


#276

You have to bring your own date.


#277

They apparently grant exceptions to this rule. I assume it means you bribe them extra.


#278

Oh, right, we already know what might go wrong.


#279


#280

That’s hilarious. Obviously a joke. Right?!


#281

I think there are a whole series of prank boxes like that. Whether this is one or a one-off I dunno.