Damn, what is with kids nowadays? 😳

I don’t care if someone gives me a million dollars. After having a bunch of kidney stones in my lifetime, there’s no freaking way I’m voluntarily sticking anything up there, big or small.

Well, when we were young, we didn’t have USB cables.

Exactly. We had to use SCSI cables (and we liked it?)

WTF is wrong with people, lol.

Scuzzy cables!

People will go to great lengths for a good orgasm.

Should have used a USB-C cable. Can’t put it in the wrong way.

rs-232 or go home!

Pssh. Real mean use RS-485.

Please practice safe serial.

You might have liked it. I always had problems with proper bus termination. Cleanup wasn’t a snap either.

If you really want to get kinky, go with twisted pair.

The resistors were very fragile.

I once flew to Tokyo on like 12 hrs notice to fix a massive IT problem. A big server was having recurring database corruption and a business critical application was suffering unacceptable outages.
While I was in the air the whole situation was resolved when someone swapped in a known-good SCSI cable for the one already in the server.

Me and SCSI cables have . . . history. And don’t believe the version you might hear from SCSI cables. Those fuckers lie.

Your 485 is puny compared to a 232!

Hey, if you want to be a size queen go Centronics.
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I’ll be in my bunk.

I recall the springy clips on the back of line (tractor feed) printers that would be used to hold them cables in place.