What do you call this fake exercise machine?

I can’t actually find a picture of it (probably because I can’t figure out how to search for it), but you used to see these faux exercise machines in old movies or 3 Stooges episodes. It’s basically a belt that you wrap around your waist: when you turn the machine on, it jiggles your body.

Belt jiggler?

First hit on google. LOL.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/archive/index.php?t-27755.html

Tim has cycled through every topic in his brain and started over.

Deja Vu!

Well, someone has to keep asking the important questions (even if that someone later forgets he got his answer). Thanks wisefoo!

Next up: stories about my dick. No wait! Stories about EVERYONE’S dick.

Eureka, I have it: WAHT THIS FORUM NEEDS IS A PENIS THREAD! For the asking of penis related questions that might otherwise never get, uh, asked.

Fifty dollars* (or my undying love) to the first person who can find me a picture of Curly or Shemp using a belt jiggler.

But I don’t have a dick :(

Also, “vibrating belt machine” seems to be a popular name on google.

You can always post about your experiences with them.

How 'bout a Henry? Will a Henry do?

HENERY THE 8TH I AM

I’m Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

Second verse same as the first
I’m Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am
(shouts)

(guitar solo)

I’m Henry the 8th I am,
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She’s been married 7 times before,
And every one was a Henry (Henry),
She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I’m her 8th old man I Henry,
Henry the 8th I am

H-E-N-R-Y
Henry (Henry) Henry (Henry)
Henry the 8th I am, I am,
Henry the 8th I am.

Dude, don’t derail the thread. The topic is limitted to stories about my dick or everyone’s dick. Ms tonin has clearly stated she has no dick.

That sounds dangerously close to a Whittalink we don’t need to see.

Oh. Never mind, then.

What’s the “unsee” command?

Tim: I remember these, and even used one for about a minute back in the early 80s. We called them “Exercise Belts”, which should get you a few useful links on Google.

Nowadays, my exercise regimen is much more sophisticated. I exclusively use chest expanders, medicine balls, and the principles of dynamic tension.