What every little girl wants

“In a brilliant political coup, Bush uses his No Child Left Behind policy to bolster the ranks of the military fighting terrorism worldwide.”

-Kitsune

I’m trying to think of the best Ripley quote for that pic. I think I’ll go with:

“They can bill me!”

Military Service guarantees citizenship!

Now lets go squash some bugs!

I just thought of the most disturbing caption for that:

“She wants a big gun. Are you man enough to give it to her?”

The only one I can think of is:

“It’s just like showering with Shaquille O’Neal!”

The title of this thread and most of the posts in it make me feel like I’m going to be testifying before a grand jury after Spoofychop sells his novel.