What I saw on my summer vacation

Seen in the DFW airport:

That’s it?

Man, your summers are boring.

Well, there’s lots of camping pictures too. But a giant uncut edible dick photo that everyone thought was just peachy was the highlight.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Hm. They didn’t circumcise it.

And sometimes it’s a 100% All Beef Pretzel Dog.

While you’re all entranced by the GIANT FOOD PHALLUS, I noticed the guy in the upper right is picking his nose. STUCK ON A HAIR THERE PALLY?

hah. good catch, bill. that is up there with the “dogs fucking outside the window in the home realty picture.”