What I want for Christmas!

Can’t wait to play with this.

Aren’t there enough talking action figures in your collection already?

Let’s see, there’s gephardt, daschle, kerry, clark, sharpton, and your lovey that you can’t sleep without - howard dean!

Besides, I thought all you libs wanted for christmas was to see republicans suffer.

Besides, I thought all you libs wanted for christmas was to see republicans suffer.

What do you think the he’s going to do with the doll?

I’m waiting for someone to make the George W. Bush ventriloquist dummy that sits on Cheney’s or Rumsfeld’s knee.

odd. never really had a face to put with the name, always just assumed she was some old battle axe looking woman. the name just has the 50-years-old-and-already-greying-lunch-lady sort of sound to it.

she’s pretty hot.

For a half-wit, yes.

Troy

The Battle Axe is all in the way she thinks. One of the most obnoxious women I’ve ever had the (dis)pleasure of watching on TV. Looks like a fresh apple with a rotten core.

I’m sure all those GOP commentator women (there was like a million that popped up in the Clinton administration) got their jobs based on merit!

What do you think the he’s going to do with the doll?

That is merit, of a sort.

Jason McCullough: No, damnit, they should be Trophy Wives… Trophy Wives!

Some would be, but one of the downsides of being a politician is no Trophy Wife. Your nagging woman, the American Public, wouldn’t allow it. Its much more acceptable to discreetly have some action on the side. Hidden Harems, so to speak.