What is there to do in San Antonio?

I went to an indoor rodeo / country dance club in San Antonio with a bunch of friends and we all had a good time. It was worth it just to watch the women who lined up to uh… ride the mechanical bull. I guess that’s one way they try to impress men there…

Eh you can find about a half-dozen mechanical bulls in downtown Austin, not all of them at roper bars…

— Alan