What shall we put on the cover of our Star Wars food product?

Everything else
1

I know this a ridiculous reason to start a new thread, but it made me laugh for a very long time when I first saw it.

2

“Bring me the chicken nuggets. I want them with ketchup.”

3

Is the elephant dude from the cantina hanging out right behind that stormtrooper in the doorway? Why would that elephant guy be after Leia? Damn Lucas and his retconns.

4

I hope so much those instructions are for how you too can kill all the rebel scum!

5

“These rebels will make tasty treats for the Emperor…and YOU!”

6

I thought the reveal of Darth Burger Chef was very well done in the movie.

7

Lord Vader stands proud as the undefeated crotch-kicker.

8

“Your lack of appetite is disturbing.”

9

Is it just me, or does Lord Vader appear to be wearing flared trousers?

10

If you don’t finish the midichlorians you can’t eat the soggy brownie with corn in it.

11

I prefer the Funmeal with the interrogation droid on the cover. Although the one with the trash compactor creature is a close second.

-Tom
12

I’m just thankful I’m on a forum where at least 25% of the posters remember Burger Chef. I loved Burger Chef. I think he had some young assistant as well…Jeff? Probably all sorts of journalism going on at the time about an “unhealthy” relationship between Burger Chef & Jeff, just like Batman & Robin.

Fuck all that…Burger Chef had the coolest dioramas & models that one could make out of their food product containers. Like Lord Vader.

13

Looks like Joe Camel to me, complete with cig.