Not all popped eyeballs come from head trauma. A few people can luxate their globes on purpose, and certain others get “spontaneous globe luxation” when their eyelids are pushed in the right way. Someone with shallow eye sockets or floppy eyelid syndrome, for example, might pop his eyeballs during a regular eye exam. You can also trigger luxation while putting in your contact lenses, or with a particularly violent sneeze.
Good God, and when it happens, it’s exactly what you imagine it is: your eye dangling out like the Qt3 logo, hanging from its own blood vessels.
“the feeling of your eyelids clamped down behind them won’t be pleasant.”
“Doctors apply some topical painkillers, hold back your lashes, and poke your eyeball into its socket … In some cases, they’ll use a … bent paperclip to shoehorn it back into place.”
I wonder if, while it’s out, you can close the other eye and hold up the dangling one to look around corners.
If you’re ever around someone when this happens, cover the ‘popped’ eye. They can still see out of it, and it will freak them the fuck out because the brain can’t figure out WTF is going on.
I never knew that. I wear contact lenses, and i sneeze. Nobody told me about this. Who do i sue if it happens ?
I saw a film at the weekend that included globe luxation. It looked totally gross, and certainly wouldn’t want to see it at a sports match. At least no one was cutting it off with scissors.