What will happen if I drill small holes in a flatscreen monitor?

Yes. But it’s also hard to draw a line between low-hanging beef curtains and a capacious but mostly empty scrotal sac.

I guess after all this time I can talk about it. On IRC Bill was always sending me private messages about “smooth Asians” and he asked me again and again if I was a “smooth Asian.” I soon learned that regardless of how I answered he would transmit a hi-res .tiff of his ambiguous genitalia. I’m not smooth or Asian, but he really wanted me to be. That was the subtext to that whole “Kitsune was JMJ” thing.

And I think it’s also why someone who outwardly seemed agile mentally fled here for BrokenForum, which as you know is mostly a safe space for fetishists of various types to be themselves. I have no problem with that, but by insisting that I was a “smooth Asian” I feel Bill assaulted me. Is that unreasonable?