The act of drilling holes in a screen is not batshit crazy in and of itself - it's just really unusual and weird. It's obviously going to depend a lot on what the actual idea is. A lot of unusual and weird stuff can make a startling amount of good sense in the right context. Like, say, tearing down a house, or holding onto the edge of a cliff, or whatever. It was positively irrational to assume it was for a crazy reason - though I grant I've given people plenty of reasons to assume it's crazy since then.
And no, I'm not saying what the plan is. Ever. You might find out, in a roundabout way, but I'm not going to tell you. Not because of some petty revenge thing or whatever, I'm just not going to and never was.
I promise I will tell you guys if it worked or not, and will post pics ... when I do it (no, I still haven't done it yet).
I am honestly thankful to the people who genuinely tried to help, and am mostly just entertained by the people who went batshit crazy over this.