What's happening in space (that's interesting)

ScottyA · 2022-07-11T21:53:17.686Z

Words can’t describe

JMR · 2022-07-11T21:53:41.796Z

I know, right? They should’ve sent a poet.

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T21:53:57.359Z

OVERPROMISE AND UNDERDELIVER, JUST LIKE ALWAYS, SLEEPY JOE

JonRowe · 2022-07-11T21:55:22.377Z

This blows

ScottyA · 2022-07-11T21:57:34.800Z

makes dooh dooh doot doot doot dooh noises

Penny_Dreadful · 2022-07-11T21:57:55.841Z

Maybe Joe got confused and thought they meant 5:00 CST, in which case it’s about to start!!

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:00:40.243Z

OFFICIALLY ONE HOUR BEHIND SCHEDULE, SLEEPY JOE

ScottyA · 2022-07-11T22:01:29.275Z

Menzo · 2022-07-11T22:01:41.747Z

They’re now going to miss the broadcast news window for the East Coast.

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:02:11.176Z

Menzo:

They’re now going to miss the broadcast news window for the East Coast.

Democrats aren’t democrats if they don’t piss away a golden opportunity.

Menzo · 2022-07-11T22:06:08.062Z

I’m now angry at this “on hold” music.

JonRowe · 2022-07-11T22:08:09.999Z

So, this is gonna get canceled right?

Just do the thing tomorrow

vyshka · 2022-07-11T22:08:12.628Z

lol

Thank you for holding. The universe will unfold for you momentarily. Please stand by!

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Almost there

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:08:41.004Z

IT’S STARTING

SORTA

BUT IT NOW HAS THE WHITE HOUSE LOGO AND “WE WILL BEGIN SHORTLY”

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:09:55.790Z

OH, WE HAD A PERSON ON SCREEN FOR A MOMENT BEFORE THEY CUT BACK TO THE STANDBY.

Penny_Dreadful · 2022-07-11T22:10:25.874Z

I think that was a hostage of the giant space ants.

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:10:58.934Z

vyshka:

lol

https://twitter.com/NASA/status/1546616894421188608?s=20&t=vdVl6_IV7dglDOUNtsqszg

Almost there

NASA is of course using galactic time, in which a moment is a 50 million years.

dtolman · 2022-07-11T22:11:03.110Z

They can’t show a single static image on a computer. My 80 year old mother could do this on Zoom by now.

Woolen_Horde · 2022-07-11T22:11:51.159Z

dtolman:

They can’t show a single static image on a computer. My 80 year old mother could do this on Zoom by now.

BUT IS SHE ALWAYS SLEEPY?

AWS260 · 2022-07-11T22:12:24.274Z

All I see right now is a JWST title slide and Biden’s anger translator fidgeting uncomfortably.