I’m rafting down the Merced River in a rather small non-self bailing raft. The three of us are getting exhausted by constantly having to paddle and then bail like crazy for the next rapid. I finally convinced our macho-man captain to pull over as the third man is lying exhausted on the bottom of the raft, and I’m starting to suspect I’ll be too tired to do myself any good if I end up in the water (and I had been doing a lot of body surfing at the time and was experienced with dealing with surging water).
So I transfer over to the oar boat, which is a hell of a lot more stable and I can rest. The oar boat promptly gets out of shape, gets hung up on a rock, the people in it are too inexperienced to go to the high side, and it flips.
I find myself underwater with something hard hitting me on the head. It’s the wooden seat near the middle of the boat. Time to get out from under it or drown - thankfully I wasn’t knocked unconscious. Dodge bullet number one.
I get out from under and hang onto the side of the raft with one arm and try to bring the other up. It won’t. There’s a rope wrapped around it. Everyone else is busy saving themselves. I can’t get the rope off without letting go with my other hand, but I’m in real trouble because I can’t do a damn thing except hang on. I decide to let go to free my other hand. It works. Dodge bullet number two.
Still in the middle of a really rough rapid, and I am now separated from the boat. Not a problem, I’m a good swimmer with a life vest on. The thing you are supposed to do is put your feet up and float down with your legs in front of you - if you extend down into the water and get wrapped around a submerged log, water pressure can pin you there and you can drown. I do this - my head promptly goes under water - they gave me a life jacket inadequate for my size. I’m now fighting a powerful current and having to struggle in cold water - recipe for rapid exhaustion. I realize I’m in real trouble at this point. Bullet number three isn’t going for the feints.
As I’m coming around a bend - I see a large overhang with a rope coming off it all the way to the water. With my last energy, I’m able to beat the current and grab onto the rope, where I can rest long enough to swim the rest of the way to the shore in the calmer water. I taunt bullet number three as it passes on by.
Safe! I’m not moving! Nothing is prying me from that rope - at the very moment those thoughts are coursing through my water-logged brain, a rather weak, in a sort of “I’m really sorry to bother you” way, “Help” wafts my way. I look back and see a fellow rafter who is not a very good swimmer at all struggling to follow me to the rope. I let go, swim over to him, and help him to the rope. At a certain point I decide further rest is offset by cold, and we struggle to shore.
I vowed never to let Lorini talk me into anything involving risk and water again.
(which is a story for another day, but it involved warm Mexican water, a parachute, a towboat with a bad motor, Lorini taunts that a macho-coworker wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to go up in the air, and some vaguely hungry sharks…)