What's your Religion?

A regular heathen festival, this board is.

No, and it’s going to take me at least a pint of goat’s blood to wash your blasphemy from my mind.

Satanism (at least in the popular incarnation I presented as my fuck you project for my awful comparative religions class in high school) is much more of a secular philosophy than any brand of Christianity could ever be by definition.

Oh fuck, there’s a Koontzantichrist?

I think I want to change my vote.

Hey, where’s the Church of John Coltrane ?!! ?