Where to Buy a Bell?

Ding, ding, ding. You win! Roger will now buy your daughter a brass bell.

Dude, You’re Getting a Bell! ™


Fuck you and your bell, asshole.

You never specified a price range, and you said it was for your children, so I assumed you wanted only the best for them. Apparently, I was wrong. It’s obvious that you do not really love your children.

Alright, Bullhajj, you’ve inspired me. This week I’m drawing up plans and buying the materials for my next project, an etagere to go in my bathroom.

Maybe you should start small El Guapo? Buy a bell to install next to the hot tub perhaps?

“Want to get in the hot tub and ring my bell?”