Who the hell is Rumsfeld?

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I think he’s that hunchback that follows Dracula around and eats flies?

IM IN YORU HEAD, SHREDING YOUR MEMRIES

Ragnaros!

Not a he. A rumsfeld is a drink. Equal parts of urine, vinegar, tequila and rancid old man testosterone. Drink it warm from a broken dream.

And you HAVE to drink it all. To the dregs, sucker.

He’s just, like, this guy, y’know?