As the head Diplomat of my team, it is with great sadness, and regret, and also a lot of anger, that I must declare WAR on that other team.
We can no longer stand by as that other team defiles our holy colors, blue and green, with their profane color palette of green and blue. Furthermore, we are shocked and appalled and again, angered, by the other team’s assault upon the free peoples of, uh, Barbarian village 9. We stand with all Barbarians everywhere in their pursuit of freedom and self determination. So long as those Barbarians are on the Eastern half of the map.
Edit: and back to @tomchick 's turn