It's been like this for like two days, and I assure you, I have not, to my knowledge, orally ingested any soap. However, I've been at my Dad's house the past few days, and he's got a cold, which means I've been washing my hands a lot. Is it possible that I've used so much soap on my poor, ragged appendages that I myself am now partly made of soap, as manifested in my saliva?
(Also, unless I miss my guess, this is the post that turns me into a World's End Supernova, the forum's second. I decided to forgo a fruity celebratory post, but thanks for making this possible, qt3! I couldn't have done it if you weren't so awesome.)
Edit: I did miss my guess! I'm now a "How To Go," to my knowledge the forum's first, unless McCullough was one after the switch. I don't remember ever seeing it before, though.