Why does my soap taste like a mouth?

CONFESS!

Whose mouth does it taste like?

SEE TOM? WE WOULDN’T ABUSE THE POLL FEATURE! And you doubted.

Either way, it’s still fucking Tim’s fault.

I vote to stake noun

STOP THIS THREAD NOW OR THE CHIMP SHOOTS

C’mon, we’re just talking here, Pickles. What are you doing with that thing?

I have decided I will no longer take part in this transparent attempts to boost post counts.

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Don’t you people have any shame?

I totally agree, it’s shocking what people will do to raise a meaningless number.

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Related discussion: Audio prank on radio station explores how American women “use the mouth”.

All this talk about soap2mouth action is getting me agitated.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I actually want to see what happens when the chimp starts shooting.

Get enough chimps shooting enough guns and eventually they’ll kill Shakespeare.

Oh god, this is SO fucking funny. “My buddha call”

So this is where people go to pad their post counts.

I’m glad I don’t do anything that pointless.

Speaking of post counts, when do I get a new title and what will it be?

Yeah, that was great. “What is going on here, sir? There is someone on the line who sounds somewhat like my wife.”

Never. People who pad their post counts are unworthy of new titles.

But I don’t pad my post count!