T̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶P̶a̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶e̶v̶o̶l̶v̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶r̶o̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶.̶
edit: This is a joke fellow humans. There is no reason to fear your iPad. The iPad is your friend. Fun tip: If you place your iPad close to your b̶r̶a̶i̶n ear, you can hear a special message from Steve Jobs.
This is how Skynet really starts.
In before Skynet jo… damn.
I think the iPad edited the OP. This smells like a coverup, but for what?
Everything is fine now. Thank you. How are you?