Windforge saves the whales. For stripmining.

Title Windforge saves the whales. For stripmining.
Author Tom Chick
Posted in News
When February 13, 2014

Headlines in the news yesterday proclaimed that scientists have started to "count whales from space". Which, of course, means they're using satellites and whatnot to track whale populations. It doesn't mean the other thing it could mean..

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Minable whales? That's just gross.

Typos:
"an zepplin-crammed RPG"

This is a major step forward for video games.