Well, been a fun fucking day in Windows 8 land. I spent the first half of the day struggling to get some damn Windows Updates to install. Love how helpful those error messages and error codes are. Tried manually installing the updates, no luck. Did a scan with SFC which found no problems so I tried using DISM, which is what turned up from my Google searches. Still no luck, still incredibly unhelpful errors.
Decided maybe I could try some things in Safe Mode. So I reboot the machine and start hitting F8 so I can load into safe mode and realize that Microsoft has seen fit to change that for no fucking apparent reason. After a quick Google on my phone I figure out how to get it, tunnel through six screens or so, and finally get into safe mode. Only took me three times as many screens/clicks, which seems to be par for the course of all of Microsoft’s UI work lately (how I want to throw a brick at the engineers behind IIS7+, Modern UI, etc).
Then I remembered that whenever I reboot my computer (reboot, not recover from sleep) there is a 75% chance that I lose all my USB devices, they just die. I’ll click my mouse and the LEDs will flicker faintly but that’s it. Luckily, my front panel USB ports aren’t effected so I have to unplug my mouse, plus it into the front port, then go into the Control Panel and disable/enable the USB controllers. Fun times. So I jump through that hurdle and try to do some stuff with Windows Updates there but turns out I can’t do Windows Update with the built-in admin account for some reason. Maybe there’s a good reason for that, I don’t know, but it was a bust. Still have the same problem with DISM, so I reboot.
Great, there goes all my USB devices again. I fix that yet again and get back into Windows. I remember that hey, Windows 8.1 is out today, just maybe I can upgrade to that and it’ll bypass this mess? Worth a try, at least, although I’m doubtful. I find it in the Windows Store, start the long download/install process. Takes quite a while but finally the progress bar finishes and… failed. No error code given, no error message, just failed. Nice. Very helpful. Attempting a system Refresh was equally as successful and enlightening. Really, guys, for the love of god give me some fucking details!
So I finally give up, grab a 8.1 ISO, and start fresh. Now I’m going through the joy or moving my user folder, which Microsoft still doesn’t give a UI option to move during install for some unknown fucking reason. I’m sorry, but limited space SSD system drives just aren’t uncommon these days. Give me an option to change it via an “Advanced” section during install and not have to create answer files myself.
I’ve finally finished that process and now for some reason the text on Win8.1 is blurry. I have no idea what’s going on there, I’ve updated my video drivers, made sure the resolution and refresh rate are set properly, all sorts of stuff. No idea what’s going on there but hopefully I’ll be able to figure it out, I didn’t have the problem on Windows 8.
The only positive thing I can say is that they finally have addressed an extremely obnoxious bug which has been there since Win8’s original dev preview. Back when Win8 first came out it took me hours and hours to figure out what was causing those frequent hangs. No such problems on 8.1 so far so, uh, good job I guess?
Sorry for the rant, it’s just been one of those days…
EDIT: I’m also running into an issue where pop-up dialogs will not pop up on top, instead they’re coming up behind other windows. As an example, I’m deleting a folder and it hits a read-only file or whatever, bringing up a prompt asking what to do. Depending on the dialog, sometimes this locks up the dialog I’m using. It’s only after a few seconds figuring out WTF is going on that I notice that something is flashing on the taskbar. Then I alt-tab and get to the dialog in question and address it. Anyone else getting this issue?