Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#20121

Some intrepid reporter should go interview furloughed federal workers to see what messages they have for Donnie. Though I’m not sure their editors will let them print that kind of language.


#20122

I thought they were mostly Democrats, Donny? Time for this orange piece of shit to go to prison.


#20123

Far more important that we waste money on a wall that will never be built than pay for my kids’ food or rent for our apartment. We’re with you, sir!


#20124

Yeah, Freemasons and Jews as the secret enemies are the default for these groups.


#20125

Slowed down he sounds just like a rambling drunk.


#20126

#20127

The slowed down drunk Trump is the most amazing thing ever.


#20128

More:

Lots of other things…


#20129

Came here to post this link. This is truth.


#20130

#20131

It’s like people forget everything he said and did before yesterday.


#20132

The Lord moves in mysterious ways. Trump is but a vessel through which His works flow. The evangelicals told me so.


#20133

What do you have in common with your daughter?
“Well I was going to say sex, but i guess i can’t say that.”

WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Like, it seems like it means he has sex with his daughter.


#20134

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone!


#20135

Well I won’t be casting any stones.

But it says nothing about lobbing hand grenades.


#20136

#20137

How long until Bolton is out?


#20138

Now they forced out the pentagon’s chief of staff.

The new GOP position is apparently, “politicians know better than generals how to run the military.”


#20139

They’re just following Clemenceau’s dictum.


#20140

This is over 2 weeks old, but just to present another perspective: