Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#20141

Basically : We will not leave the sheep unprotected until we have assurances from the wolves that they will not eat the sheep as soon as we leave.

Assurances, you can take that to the bank! I’m sure it will work out just fine.


#20142

You are vastly underappreciating the value of a double pinky swear.


#20143

Even if one pinky is smaller than ISO standard?


#20144

Which ISO is pinky size listed under? I lose track.


#20145

Maybe his money is talking to him.


#20146

The Supreme Court has ruled that money is speech, after all.


#20147

Pretty sure he’s just totally lost it at this point.


#20148

I was with him here. There were lots of judgment mistakes many years ago, and we are in a seemingly endless war. Obama tried to distangle us, but couldn’t.

Of course, then he goes off the deep end, talking as if it would be okay if we were getting paid for endless war. And it will eventually come to a glorious end? What is that supposed to be mean?


#20149

Humanity’s existence is a series of endless wars.


#20150

Not we getting paid, him getting paid


#20151

The war on terror seems more endless than others. And doesn’t seem to ever require congressional approval anymore.


#20152

That is rather slippery of you, Agent Starling.


#20153

“War. War never changes.”


#20154

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!


#20155

Erdogan tells Bolton to swivel.


#20156

I scrolled down that whole tweet and only saw 2 trumpers. I guess the bots abandoned him for good.


#20157

“A glorious end”? Are we leaving Germany by invading Russia?


#20158

Shitgibbon is butt-hurt and lashing out


#20159

Ok. Can we stop sending them federal tax money then?


#20160

Most of California’s recent wildfires didn’t even take place in forests.

This fuckin guy, I swear.