“There economy is crashing”
“Perhaps they should go back to school!”
The man can’t even get through one tweet without a self-own.
Attacking your own Intelligence agencies is probably just about the dumbest thing you could possibly do while currently under investigation by special counsel. Disregarding their intel is probably just about the dumbest thing you could possibly do while serving as Commander In Chief. I sense a pattern…
I love the idea that our pulling out of the Iranian nuclear treaty some how resulted in Iran becoming much better but still a threat. Thank god he unilaterally withdrew from that treaty! Can you imagine how much worse they would be if we were still in that deal? It’s a good thing Trump was around to keep them straight
Yeah, I’m sure God was sitting around, thinking “Hmm, whom shall I choose to lead the USA in striking down the brown people? I need someone with reality TV experience and that can handle a porn star if the need arises. Also, they must be pretty sketchy in the faith department, but still able to discriminate against all those fake gods trying to squeeze me out.”
What kind of god would want Trump as President? A vengeful one, I guess. “Hey, instead of another flood I’ll get a horrible person elected to fuck up everything.”
A certain class of evangelical is in favor of electing the most evil person they can to POTUS because that will mean some idiotic Revelation prophecy about the antichrist (or rather some wacky allegorical monster they associate with the antichrist) is going to come true and they can ascend bodily to heaven instead of having to die first, which is good for reasons they can’t explain but think would be cool.