The American Dark Age (2016-2020) An archived history of the worst President ever

As someone on the internet wrote, hoping he grows taste buds on his ass.

I can’t take two more years of this shit.

There economy is crashing”
“Perhaps they should go back to school!”

The man can’t even get through one tweet without a self-own.

Attacking your own Intelligence agencies is probably just about the dumbest thing you could possibly do while currently under investigation by special counsel. Disregarding their intel is probably just about the dumbest thing you could possibly do while serving as Commander In Chief. I sense a pattern…

And nothing but praise for Putin, MBS and Kim Jong-un.

I know, right? I’m constantly gob smacked that anyone can support this stain of a human being…

I’m amazed that the CIA took out JFK and Trump is still here.

Imagine if the 2018 midterms had gone badly, McCarthy was speaker, and the media narrative was about Trump being validated by that result.

It could be so much worse.

I love the idea that our pulling out of the Iranian nuclear treaty some how resulted in Iran becoming much better but still a threat. Thank god he unilaterally withdrew from that treaty! Can you imagine how much worse they would be if we were still in that deal? It’s a good thing Trump was around to keep them straight

Nightmare fuel right there.

Nor me. When will Armando have his Fortress of Democracy island nation up and running? I’m going to need somewhere a lot more stable to retire.

Yeah, I’m sure God was sitting around, thinking “Hmm, whom shall I choose to lead the USA in striking down the brown people? I need someone with reality TV experience and that can handle a porn star if the need arises. Also, they must be pretty sketchy in the faith department, but still able to discriminate against all those fake gods trying to squeeze me out.”

What kind of god would want Trump as President? A vengeful one, I guess. “Hey, instead of another flood I’ll get a horrible person elected to fuck up everything.”

Well, the Bible does say that he wouldn’t use water again to punish us, he’d use fire the next time. Trump certainly likes to talk about nukes.

Rivers running red with blood… fiery hail… swarms of locusts… death of all firstborn… Trump presidency…

Yeah, the theory checks out.

A certain class of evangelical is in favor of electing the most evil person they can to POTUS because that will mean some idiotic Revelation prophecy about the antichrist (or rather some wacky allegorical monster they associate with the antichrist) is going to come true and they can ascend bodily to heaven instead of having to die first, which is good for reasons they can’t explain but think would be cool.

Because it specifically punishes the unbelievers by leaving them behind. That’s the win: they get proven right and us heathens can suck it.

Obligatory montage

Spot on

Damn, I loved that show. Or more to the point, those characters.

Oh, and another gem to contribute:

https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1091034008916496386?fbclid=IwAR2JDL5NYcPn4vySNiV0Q5cFTX_mdrnvIM1oSbmhRvzY3fwvRCX8SQxEWeI