Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#20822

That would then be yiff.


#20823

Isn’t it obvious?


#20824

I see Trump was quite busy on Twitter today. Nothing better to do I suppose?


#20825

I sit and tweet, I tweet and sit, and on a tweeting seat I shit.


#20826

…says the guy who spends most of his time fearmongering and demanding that his opponents be persecuted.


#20827

says the guy who’s been on a continual rant (along with other Republicans) for the past 20 years.


#20828

You realize he’s whispering “just let it happen” in our ear as he assaults us, right?


#20829

So… there’s no emergency at the southern border?


#20830

Err, yes, except for the caravans and the 42 million Latinos that are trying to force their way into the country at this very second. In fact, Fox & Friends has now verified that fourteen additional caravans have formed in response to my incredible SOTU address!


#20831

Lol.


#20832

Look, just because I happen to end every tweet with my bitcoin wallet address, doesn’t mean I am necessarily soliciting bribes.


#20833

Was this an actual thing that happened??


#20834

Yup, more of a bug on the press secretary bot, than anything about Trump.

which I assume is the translation of this


#20835

Ah got it, thanks! Didn’t realize the President was tweeting out in Farsi now, assuming that’s what it is.


#20836

It was his most sensible tweet yet!


#20837

One can only hope they had someone professionally translate it to farsi, rather than just run it through google translate.


#20838

So, we’re going to war with Iran? Is that it?


#20839

Yes, but Mexico will pay for it.


#20841

Can somebody walk me through this newest wall compromise? I haven’t read up on it yet, so a thumbnail would be nice. To me a partial wall compromise sounds like being “kind of pregnant” so I’m not sure I’m getting it.

To me it’s either all or nothing. I think the wall is a dumb idea designed to cater to his idiot followers. And that it has nothing to do with security, in reality. And agreeing to a partial wall seems to bolster that take. But I may be wrong.

-xtien


#20842

There’s basically no money for a wall in this deal. Same budget as last year.