Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#20985

Had a similar experience. It was an interesting look into what we’re willing to rationalize away in the effort to avoid cognitive dissonance.


#20986

My 2 year old daughter uses that argument a lot.

“Why are you jumping up and down on the bed at 11 PM?”
“I have to!”


#20987

Well, I shortened it a bit :), you could tack on “… in order to save the nation.” and a bunch of other stuff. Basically it was all about preparing to defend the motherland.


#20988

Looks like severe global warming hit NYC already.


#20989

Apparently the Rockies are growing at an exponential rate.


#20990

I would definitely pay $60K for that. Or was it $80K? No matter, as long as DJT is floating me the cash to buy it.


#20991

Is that Trump’s face on the eastern seaboard, and is he wearing the Rockies as a hairpiece?


#20992

GOP wish fulfillment. Drown out the liberals.

Hey does stable genius mean smartest one in a stable full of horses?


#20993

Was this a child’s painting contest?


#20994

#20995

…and he’s still going!


#20996

Maybe he’s trying to filibuster his presidency.

-xtien


#20997

#20998

#20999

Phony deal indeed.


#21000

#21001

my brain hurts when it absorbs the words of this moron


#21002

#21003

Love me some Banana’s.


#21004