Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#21211

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


#21212

Totally unbelievable, Trump would never cheat on Putin.


#21213

Totally unbelievable.

We all know Putin is the husband.


#21214

Apropos Trump’s “I got the bikers” quote to Breitbart…

And there are Russian bikers “Night Wolves” who like to act like bodyguards for Putin.


#21215

trump army ready to roll:


#21216

Anyone read the Boomer Bible? Trump and Harry have a bit in common,


#21217

I throw up a little every time I read “Christians for Donald Trump”. Jesus must be rolling in his gra… Oh right.


#21218

When a reporter asked trump if he prefers the old testament or the new, he responded “There’s very fine scriptures on both sides.”


#21219

He’s literally just linking to Breitbart now. No article…just here, America, check out this cool news site I guess:


#21220

Anyone surprised? Anyone?


#21221

I felt the sudden increase in blood pressure while reading that. I’m not joking, sometimes the rage induces a physical response. I hate this man so much.


#21222

Absolutely. Imagine being the New Zealand PM and being forced to listen to that stain.


#21223

Should’ve refused the call.


#21224

Can’t NZ and most of the commonwealth, plus Germany classify Trump as hate speech and just ban him on the airwaves?


#21225

Extremist violence by people like me against others, that’s just a few disturbed individuals.

Extremist violence by others against people like me, that means they are all bad and banned.


#21226

“Those guys only voted that way because i told them to, in order to mislead the American people about our motivations”
-said out loud to the American people


#21227

Fucking infantile asswipe.


#21228

👆 what Mr Oberly said


#21229

He just tells it like it is!


#21230

You just can’t parody this. The Onion would have written tweet but they can’t, because Trump just says it.