This got a good chuckle from me.
I feel like we're forgetting Trump's Razor here though, guys. Whatever the stupidest possible explanation is, is generally correct.
So. Termination of the F-35 program, effective immediately, to be replaced with an air-superiority drone program? Straight up ignoring the court order halting the Muslim ban? Unveiling of a new subreddit in which contractors to build the wall submit their pitches and upvotes determine who gets the job?
The sky is the limit here, folks.