Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#5417

Oh, that’s an excellent point.

I need a drink. It’s 10:45am.


#5418

I’m imagining that he shows up with a tiny mutant version of himself, ala Dr Moreau.


#5419

For a moment, I thought you wrote “Trent Reznor.” I thought to myself, “Yep, I have been ignoring him. Is that so wrong?” But I’ll tell you this… I’d rather have Trent Reznor for President than Donnie J.


#5420

I mean if we’re electing reality show hosts that pander towards populism, we could’ve at least gotten Mike Rowe.


#5421


At this point, it’s the only logic that actually works.


#5422

You know who else kept holding rallies after attaining power?

hashtagdailygodwin


#5423

To be fair and with no other context I did have a couple common, generic prescriptions that cost me a whole $1.15 a piece the other week. Thanks, Obama(care).


#5424


Snowden is just on vacation and Manning really liked being tortured for years apparently.


#5425



#5426

This press conference is making national news headlines for the incoherent manic nature of the responses of our chief executive.

Holy shit. He’s either coked up, nuts, or both.


#5427

Even with everything I already know about how fucking crazy Donald Trump is, my brain can’t even comprehend the levels of crazy I’m seeing.


#5428

No doubt Trump decided that underlings like Spicer and Conway weren’t cutting it and he needed to straighten the press out by himself. No one else was huge enough to do it!

So … Pence and the cabinet invoke the 25th Amendment by the end of next week?


#5429

Josh Marshall on Twitter was like “Anthony Hopkins played this scene better in Nixon.”

“Pray with me Henry.”


#5430

C’mon guys…it couldn’t be THAT bad…


#5431

That’s one of his answers today.


#5432

…what?


#5433

#5434

Then right after that he said “nuclear holocaust would be like none other”


#5435

That’s pure craziness. Like, guy-on-the-street-yelling-at-a-shopping-cart-while-wearing-a-coat-made-out-of-newspapers crazy.


#5436

This is paraphrased, but I literally just heard him say in the press conference. That in our inner cities, people are cowering behind locked doors, too scared to even go out during the middle of the day, and “it’s worse than any place in the Middle East”.

Wow.