Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#5497

Must be an IE thing. Looked at it in Firefox and it’s fine. I am disappoint.


#5498

Think you’re right. So, to submit the survey, you have to supply your email, which means most non-Trump people simply won’t submit. He’ll get responses only from true believers, so he’ll be able to say that 98% of people surveyed agree that the media is “fake” or whatever. And it’ll sound good to morons.


#5499

I submitted. It’s a gmail address, so filtering shit I don’t want is as easy as it gets.


#5500

I watched a synopsis of the press conference, and unfortunately, Trump totally won.


#5501

I submitted a survey on behalf of Justin Trudeau, i_am_stronger_than_trump@handshake.com


#5502

This is disheartening…


#5503

It’s disheartening … until you look at their trust in Congress!

Compared to Congress, the press is beloved. But then, compared to Congress, dog shit looks good.

(No really, dog shit polls better than Congress.)


#5504

scratch that…THIS is disheartening


#5505

Either polls are stupid or people aren’t watching any news at all.


#5506

That data is nearly two weeks old. If I were answering, I’d agree he (unfortunately) keeps his promises. And of course he’s strong. Haven’t you seen his handshake?


#5507

What promises has he kept? I’d like to see a list. Even a list of one.


#5508

I’ve seen it:


#5509

You were half and half. People are stupid.

He’s promised not to reveal his taxes.
He’s promised to ban Muslims.
He’s promised to build a stupid wall.
He’s promised to remove stupid regulations that protect our health.

Doing his best to accomplish all those.


#5510

On the other hand he promised to drain the swamp and instead he swamped the drain.


#5511

He actually promised not to reveal his taxes? Good lord. I don’t remember that.

He hasn’t banned Muslims or built the wall or removed regulations that protect our health yet, though. But I’ll agree that he’s trying his best to keep those promises. The Travel ban was a ham-handed clusterfuck that lasted a few days and hurt innumerable people and made us all afraid permanently while he still has a pulse. But he failed to ban all Muslims from traveling here.

I think he has failed at almost everything he promised so far. All he’s done is make noise,


#5512

He did get rid of the regulation stopping waste from coal mining going into streams


#5513

I might have exaggerated the tax thing. Point is, the one thing I can say for the guy is that he’s at least attempting to do all the insane bullshit he campaigned on.


#5514

Agreed on some matters, although the big one (drain the swamp) is a huge LOL so far, and in my mind, I can’t imagine putting him in the category of a promise keeper.

Now if I were asked if I might categorize him as a babbling and demented narcissist, I’m in.


#5515

No argument here.


#5516

And if some old dude promised me that he was going to take a big dump on my front porch and then rub his ass on my glass front door, and then walked on my porch and yanked down his pants, the first thing out of my mouth wouldn’t be, “A promise keeper!”

I know we aren’t arguing here. I just couldn’t resist typing that little story.

Also, I’d like to read Trump’s wedding vows. All of them.