Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#5517

If/When


#5519

"Give Christie the meat loaf. Cut the glaze off his piece. No glaze for him! He doesn’t deserve glaze! Glaze is for closers, Chris! You think I’m fucking with you? I am NOT fucking with you.

I want to see him eat it out of a dog food dish."


#5520

Currently on Netflix! Just watched it (Glengarry Glen Ross) again last night. Good stuff.


#5521

Fifty Shades of Orange.

Edit: Also, sounds suspiciously similar/parallel to Harward’s “shit sandwich” experience.

Edit #2: Oh and I think it was Pat Nixon who created the supposedly amazing White House meatloaf.


#5522

It would be quite meta if Trump started doing Baldwin from Glengarry.

“Mr. President, what’s your policy on the two-state solution?”
“FUCK YOU, that’s my policy!”


#5523

“Third prize is your country gets nuked.”

-xtien


#5524

‘The news is fake’
‘The news is fake? Fucking news is fake? You’re fake.’


#5526

Seriously?


#5527

Heh, yeah, I got a good laugh out of that as well.


#5528

https://twitter.com/PresVillain/


#5529

This one (from yesterday’s meltdown, er press conference) is perfect:


#5530

How about this? https://theslot.jezebel.com/a-full-transcript-of-president-donald-j-trumps-press-c-1792449195


#5531

#5532

By the way, they have an updated version of this survey here:
https://action.donaldjtrump.com/mainstream-media-accountability-survey/

My favorite addition:
22. Do you believe that if Republicans were obstructing Obama like Democrats are doing to President Trump, the mainstream media would attack Republicans?


#5533

Too many of their questions amount to:

Q: Do you still beat your wife?

A:

  1. Yes.
  2. No.
  3. No opinion.

#5534

I would do anything for office, but I won’t do that!
(Who am I kidding, yes I will)


#5535

I believe you mean:

Q: Have you stopped beating your wife?


#5536

Domestic abuse isn’t something you just go cold turkey on.


#5537

#5538

The enemies of the American People are not my enemies.

Edit: Also apparently Joe is beyond fed up.