The American Dark Age (2016-2020) An archived history of the worst President ever

Every time I think we’ve reached bottom and the Trump administration can’t possibly sink lower, they find another sub-basement.

Why do they even bother lying about it? Just say, “The President is playing golf today.” Don’t try to say he’s having meetings or whatever nonsense. It just makes no sense to lie about it. I guess since he’s lived his entire life as a lie, it’s hard to let go of the habit?

I have been waiting for “If Obama had taken more time off he would have been more productive. Sad.”

As Fareed Zakaria has pointed out several times, Trump is a bullshit artist. He’s been a bullshit artist his whole life, and he bullshited his way into the presidency. Why should he stop now?

I feel like “artist” is too kind.

It’s true, though. Constant bullshitting and general assholiness got Trump to being a billionaire and then the fucking White House (I still can’t believe I live in a universe where that happened). Why on earth would he change the behavior that brought him there?

Great, maybe fucking GolfGate will take up the next news cycle.

I’m so sick of this shit.

To be fair, being born pretty much got him to billionaire. Near as I can tell, if he’d just invested in some boring stocks and funds, he’d be even richer than multiple failed casinos and hotels that bullshitting have gotten him. But I’ll give you self-promoting bullshittery that led to the presidency.

Yep. He’s “succeeded” in spite of his efforts. He’s like the Opposite of the American Dream.

Apparently weekends start Sunday afternoon in Fox Land (he’s been golfing for the last 2 days).

That’s the best news alert ever.

Fox is giving the president credit for not treating his job as a Monday through Friday, 9-to-5? That’s like a parent proudly proclaiming that they take care of their kids. Yeah, motherfucker, you supposed to.

I bet he wants a cookie for never being to jail yet, too.

-xtien

It is also false credit. He was likely watching the remainder of the golf game he was watching earlier.

Dude needs his rest. No one knew politics was so hard.

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File under: “Not this shit again”.

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