Ha ha. Don’t think you can quit! You’re fired!
Just saying; if the government was a publicly traded company (avoiding the easy joke) and Trump was the CEO, he would have been booted to the curb by now.
Hmm…
Scene: the Number One Observatory Circle
Mike Pense has withdrawn his lower lip, in a look of consternation. He sucks it in, deep in thought. He keeps sucking it in with the growing realization of what Trump actually said. Eventually his chin is located somewhere near his vulva.
MP: I knew that boy wasn’t right. I came home from another contenent and find that he decided to paint the walls with feces. Feces, mom. I’m trying to teach that boy how to act like a man, but every time I leave the house, he goes and acts like a devil posessed orangutan high on the devils herbs. What do I do mother?
Mike Pense puts his face in his hands. He looks up sorrowfully at the stacks of potential bills to remove rights from LGBT people, and social services from the poor.
MP: I just want to do some good in this world. I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this. Mother, would you fetch my devil beating belt?
Karen Pense fetches a wide leather strip, inlaid with embossed bible verses, and cured in the tears of starving school children denied free school lunches
Mike Pense grabs the belt, takes a deep breath before looking up
KP: Go beat the stupid out Mike
MP: I’m not trying to kill him!
I’m surprised Kelly hasn’t ordered a platoon of marines to blanket party him. “Who ordered the code red?”
So…millennials are apparently responsible for the deaths of:
Oil Industry
Golf Industry
Applebee’s
McDonalds
NFL
Hangout sitcoms
Home Depot
Casinos
J.Crew
Church
When do we start calling them The Greatest Generation 2.0?
Other than hangout sitcoms, I’m pretty sure the rest of those things are going strong.
What makes a sitcom a hangout sitcom? Is Cheers a hangout sitcom?
I guess? I assumed it was a sitcom about folks hanging out? Like Cheers, or Friends, or Seinfeld.
Yeah, but they’re going to, because…
By always blaming Millenials, we are showing that our generation (which raised them) doesn’t take responsibility for our problems.
What killed sitcoms is not being funny.
Cheers 4 life yo
Lol, so the business council actually did decide to disband first, and then Trump tweeted out that he was disbanding them.
I really enjoyed Friends. I would not watch 2.0. I am sometimes a Millenial and other times Gen X but I just found out the other day what I really am is Xennial!
Seriously though, How I Met Your Mother fell into that group and it was okay. If anything killed hangout sitcoms it was the ridiculous price of cable, the refusal to let us watch it when we wanted to, streaming, for so long and how cheap reality TV is.
What’s wrong with Home Depot? Is that a remark about Millenials not buying homes because, you know, they don’t have jobs and employers won’t pay them decently… not exactly their fault.
Turns out, that CEO group? They disbanded before Trump disbanded them.
https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/trump-business-advisory-council-to-disband-1502904005
Or he’d have made it bankrupt.
Already there, morally speaking. And good luck getting a debt ceiling deal and budget done.
Amazon is an easy target for him. Bezos owns the Post. It’s the big bad retailer throttling all the other retailers (hey, I thought Donald called that the Free Market?). And it’s based in Seattle, that liberal stronghold that has a $15 minimum wage, a Lenin statue, and did Gay Marriage and Legal Weed years ago.