Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#11428

I think it is just a white benchtop or serving board of some sort and with a flash photo, the reflection makes it look like a stock photo.


#11429

There are crumbs on the counter and a crack in the pie crust. No self respecting stock image food photographer would release something like that.


#11430

DJT is a chronic liar, obviously, but to lie about crap like this, crap that he will be called on, is incredible. His appetite for making a fool of himself is insatiable.


#11431

She clearly made a pie then placed it on Stephen Miller’s tummy to take a picture. I don’t understand the controversy here.


#11432

Pecan pies are gross anyway.


#11433

I had a chocolate chip-bourbon-pecan pie a little while ago.

It was amazing.


#11434

I admit they look weird compared to normal pies, but they are a favorite. Now chocolate pecan pie almost pushes it too far on the sweetness scale, but even that is good.


#11435

Pecan pies are amazing. Usually they are too sweet though. I don’t know why but most people seem to make super sweet pecan pies.


#11436

I’m calling the police.


#11437

We’re Americans. If it tastes great, it will taste even better if you add – pick one – more sugar/more bacon/more hot sauce.

A good slice of pecan pie with a good cup of coffee is a wonderful finish to a Thanksgiving meal.


#11438

I think I would add cheese to this list.


#11439

Fight me.


#11440

I never understood the point of pecan pie for the longest time, probably because I never ate a good one. Bad pecan pie is pretty bad. A good pecan pie with gooey texture, not too sweet, is pretty darn good


#11441

Ooh. Bacon pecan pie. That sounds good.


#11442

Truedat. Bad pecan pie is a souffle of high fructose corn syrup and the sins of our fathers. A good pecan pie is light and crunchy with the flavor of lightly browned butter and brown sugar raised to sainthood.


#11443

This one is good. It’s my great grandmother’s recipe.


#11444

Looks great. But who has a silver knife these days? I melted mine down to make bullets.


#11445

Noob. Bullets kill you three, maybe four vamps if you choose your shots real well. A knife, though - knife’ll stay with you, keep you safe well after even the trustiest Kalashnikov has succumbed to rust, dust, and ruin.


#11446

Am allergic to pecans, see … the right is out to kill me.


#11447

If you are shooting vampires with silver bullets…you are doing it wrong.