Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


WTF is a pool spray? It sounds like something you run through at Six Flags Great Lodge.



(US, politics, journalism) An event in which photographers and other members of the news media are allowed to visit briefly with the US President or other top US government officials, especially on the occasion of a meeting with leaders or high-level officials from other countries


Oh. I had something more scatalogical in mind…


Maybe you’re thinking of “stool spray”.


Presumably “pool” refers to the press pool.


More like “cess pool” amirite #MAGA #DRAINTHESWAMP #usachristian


Our ambassador made a formal complaint.

Brendans wife Jo Cox MP was assassinated by a white supremacist who shouted “Britain first” as he murdered her.


I just figured it referred to the pee tape.



Exactly. Trump laying down in a plastic kiddie pool while… well… you get it.



The parenthetical is just so precious.



Is it though?


In Russia, yes, everywhere else not so much


Also on Qo’noS.





The media that was “speculating” about Tillerson were the New York Times and CNN, which wrote articles parroting what Trump administration officials told them what was going to happen.

Then CNN wrote an article saying no, this was just Trump manipulating the press into reporting Tillerson was fired in order to browbeat Tillerson.

As Josh Marshall and others have pointed out (though, ahem, not in these words) - how goddamn stupid do the NYT and CNN have to be to keep falling for this crap? Trump is using them to push his own agenda, then pulling the football away and calling the bogus stories he planted “fake news.” And they keep taking the bait.


I thought maybe it was a graffiti session before skateboarding?


sure seems that way


tam, Ha’DIbaH!


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