Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#11613

To be fair, the public overwhelmingly voted him in - and he only left on his own after even more allegations about his fiance came up post-election win. After the Oregon Health care fiasco, I was dumbfounded no one wanted to hold him accountable and then they still voted for him with the impropriety of his fiance added on!


#11614

I believe Oracle bares most of the weight of that disastrous website. My point is though, his mere did nice things for his fiance that involved money and questionable bidding would not even drop on the front page today let only make a splash with the child molesters, celebrity rapists, government reps colluding with foreign powers, police planting drugs… It would have to be a very slow news day for that to even be noticed. That’s how low we have sunk.


#11615

I’ll agree with you there. We’ve become a tabloid 24x7 and the old stuff wouldn’t even bother a mention of it happened today.


#11616

I mean… he’s done it himself. There have been rumblings of him raping a 13-year-old for quite some time.


#11617

Fingers crossed.

The defamation suit filed in January in New York State Supreme Court by Zervos, a short-lived contestant on “The Apprentice,” has reached a critical point, with oral arguments over Trump’s motion to dismiss scheduled for Tuesday, after which the judge is expected to rule on whether the case may move forward.

If it proceeds, Zervos’s attorneys could gather and make public incidents from Trump’s past and Trump could be called to testify, with the unwelcome specter of a former president looming over him: It was Bill Clinton’s misleading sworn testimony — not the repeated allegations of sexual harassment against him — that eventually led to his impeachment.

“It’s almost a train you can’t stop going down the tracks,” said Joseph Cammarata, who represented Paula Jones against Clinton and, more recently, represented seven Cosby accusers in a defamation suit. “It opens him up to have to answer questions about sexual relations, other relationships, what might have been said, to open up your whole life.”


#11618

That’s funny. As if the House is going to impeach Trump over “misleading sworn testimony”… or anything else for that matter.


#11619

It will be enough for now to watch the scumbag squirm.


#11620

Given that he lacks the capacity for empathy, this is technically correct.


#11621

Advisory: conditions are favorable for a major tantrum. Please take appropriate precautions.

The Atlantic is reporting that Pence and the RNC considered replacing Trump on the ticket with Pence after the Access Hollywood tape.

You can’t trust any of 'em Donnie. Not a single one. Better get on Twitter and vent.


#11622

It’s like we’re being shown all of the alternate quantum realities where things could have been fixed, just to make it all the more clear that we are now living in the dumbest/worst of all possible existences.


#11623

Is there Koolaid I can drink to get me out of this dimension?


#11624

I’ve been trying vodka. It’s not working.


#11625

'Cause there’s still a lot of drinks that I ain’t drunk
And lots of pretty thoughts that I ain’t thunk
And lord there’s still so many lonely girls
In this best of all possible worlds.


#11626

I go to the bar, I ring my coat,
I call the bartender
Said look man, come down here,
He got down there
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain’t seen sanity
Since I don’t know when
I’ve been drinking bourbon, whiskey,
Scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I’m gonna get loose
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don’t you have no fear
I want one bourbon,
One scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer


#11627

It’s a quarter to three
There’s no one in the place 'cept you and me
So set 'em up, Joe
I gotta little story you oughta know
We’re drinking, my friend,
To the end
Of a brief episode…
Make it one for my baby, and one more for the road


#11628

You don’t care about what I think
I think I’ll just stay here and drink


#11629

We went to dinner at a new friend’s house the other day. He is from Russia, and he plied us with this:

-xtien


#11630

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“I don’t normally meddle in American elections, but when I do, I make sure to install the biggest dumbass in political history.”


#11631


#11632

How was it? I like Wyborowa or Olifant.