What’s that, Orrin thinking his glasses are on his head?
It’s Orrin Hatch in his natural state: being a fucking witless idiot.
Yes, and also the special sunglasses that SlainteMhath was referring too.
Did he have eye surgery recently? Ghost glasses are a thing. I did it just this morning, though not to that extreme.
Has anyone scanned his report to see if the first letters spell out something like “THEY HAVE MY DAUGHTER”?
There is at least a 45% chance that DJT wrote that ‘doctor’s report’ himself. Well, he’s too lazy to write all that, but dictated it to someone.
To be fair to Hatch , he (or his twitter staffer) has had a good sense of humour about this.
He usually does. Then he does something so shitty I remember why I loathe him.
He’s similar to Ted Cruz in that way. Ted is fairly amazing when it comes to those things. Then you remember what kind of person he is.
Good point.
https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards/
Just a bit over a week late. Read 'em and weep (probably) or laugh (ruefully).
Lol, thats all they got???
That is pathetic.
It’s good that we still have a culture that can shame him into resigning, I suppose.
Works on contingency? No, money down!
I just… I… Any other president… politician… It’s just…
To think that on the list of scandals and shady shit surrounding Trump, this is like, not even in the top ten. This is the world we live in now. Where no one really cares about the story of the President setting up a LLC to get tax breaks on the hush money he paid to a porn star because that’s such a minor offense in the cannon of horrible things we’ve learned about him over the past 18 months. (Granted, as a New Yorker I’ve known his was a shit bird pretty much forever but, still, he’s President Shit Bird now.)
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Former baseball player Alex Rodriguez was, in fact, wearing heels when he took that photo with the President. Or that wasn’t Alex Rodriguez, it was his younger brother, whose height is 6’7".
According to Clifford, Trump invited her to his hotel room at a celebrity golf tournament in Nevada in 2006. When she arrived there, she said, he was wearing “pajama pants” and watching the Discovery Channel’s yearly Shark Week on television.
“The strangest thing about that night – this was the best thing ever,” Clifford said, describing the businessman’s fascination with a special about a shipwreck. “It was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks.
“He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’ He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.”
According to the interview, Clifford met with a bodyguard named Keith and spoke with a secretary named Rhona – apparent allusions to Keith Schiller, Trump’s longtime bodyguard and briefly director of Oval Office operations, and Rhona Graff, his longtime secretary and the aide eventually blamed for plagiarizing a speech. She also describes Trump’s steadfast refusal to drink alcohol, and his fascination with magazine covers, saying “he just kept talking about this magazine that he was on the cover of, like, ‘Look at this magazine, don’t I look great on the cover?’”
Clifford also described her sexual encounters with the businessman, saying she did not use protection: “It was kind of in the moment. And I was really kind of upset about it because I am so, like, careful.”
She added: “the sex was nothing crazy”, “textbook generic” and “I can definitely describe his junk perfectly, if I ever have to.”
We clearly need to start doing stuff with giant inflatable sharks and stuff, to upset Trump.
Maybe something like Anthony jeselnik’s Shark Party.