Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19116

Happy Trumpsgiving


#19117

Being an ass to own the libs


#19118

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Yeah, world leaders can’t believe how strong he’s made our country.


#19119

Dumbest man alive


#19120

Not to be overly crude, but Bolton looks like he’s pleasuring himself behind that notepad. I can almost see his mustache quivering.


#19121

Not to be overly crude, but I have a sudden urge to drill a hole in my skull and funnel in some Draino.


#19122

Sorry, man. Have you considered drilling holes in your monitor as an alternative?


#19123

We’ll really win that new arms race with our clean coal subs. Way better than those nuclear subs we had to get rid of when Albert Einstein died.


#19124

Electro-magnetism is just a hoax dreamed up by Big Physics to get research grants.


#19125

I heard wind-powered navies are all the rage.

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Who am I kidding. Too hippy-dippy.


#19126

Albert Einstein sounds like the name of an immigrant refugee.


#19127

So is Trump just stirring up stuff to deflect attention from Ivanka’s emails?


#19128

LOCK HER UP!


#19129

Read this in Nimoy’s voice, from Civ IV, (allegedly quoting Napoleon)

“You would make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her decks? I have no time to listen to such nonsense.”


#19130

Albert Einstein was an immigrant refugee.

If we had turned that refugee away, would we have developed the atomic bomb when we did? If we had turned Einstein away, would the 20th Century have turned out differently?


#19131

Can’t even be bothered to have passable canned answers ready.


#19132

Yes. That’s the joke. It’s funnier if you read it in Trump’s voice.


#19133

It’d probably be just like today, only the Nazis in charge would be better dressed and smarter.


#19134

Counting down the seconds until Trump makes some jackass comment about Hayden suffering a stroke.


#19135

CONFIRMED