Wisdom and Aphorisms from President Trump: Great Leader, Great Teacher, Great Supreme Commander, Great Helmsman of our Nation


#19136

If Jacob Wohl were cage lining, Peanut the Parrot would not even deign to poop on him.


#19137

I wish someone would seal Jacob Wohl in a vat of wildebeest urine.


#19138

#19139

If you keep going into a hipster coffee shop, either it’s not a hipster coffee shop or you’re a hipster.


#19140

I live in what is majority Trump country, and I am amazed how every time I walk into a shithole diner all the rednecks are whispering about how much they love the ACA and Obama’s economic policies. Weird.


#19141

Lies, there’s no such thing as a shithole diner. All diners are amazing.


#19142

Wouldn’t hipsters all use public transportation or drive electric vehicles? How are they saving money on fossil fuels?


#19143

Just stay out of Waffle House after midnight on Saturdays.


#19144

I literally had second dinner at a waffle house on the way home from a concert last night/this morning. It was gloriously awful.


#19145

Waffle House is like meth.

It’s bad, but it makes your body feel good, until you die from it.


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#19147

Sometimes I lie awake at night, thinking about how scary it is that a moron like Donald Trump is in charge of a superpower like the United States. Then I realize it’s even worse: it’s Sean Hannity and Fox & Friends that hold the real power, he’s just a meatpuppet that does whatever the eunuchs tell him.


#19148

Finish your gaming room in the basement and hope that you can somehow slip into the VR game world and get out of this one. That’s the best I got.


#19149

#19150

Not his official salary, that’s nothing. He means the sweet deals, the kickbacks, “future consulting” contracts, etc.


#19151

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sounds like Mueller will be recommending action on all of the crimes.


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#19153

“I appreciate his loyalty” means “I better not read about any book deals”


#19154

“They only have roughly 20 dedicated White House lawyers and a bunch of detailees who could leave at any time,” one former White House official told POLITICO. “I don’t think anyone who is paying attention thinks they are prepared for a Democratic takeover.”


#19155

Not surprising given that they were unprepared for their own takeover! Our government is such a joke right now. Thanks GOP!